i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
