My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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