i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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