It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
