we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
His nipple licking is glorious
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize