i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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