is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
God, I missed his penis.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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