im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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