"it" just moved
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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