love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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