S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
