Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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