At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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