I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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