Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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