Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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