North Korea, Best Korea!
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Is it because I queefed?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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