i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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