Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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