I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I skipped work to stalk him.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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