if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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