Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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