My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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