Dual....:-)
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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