so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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