She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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