he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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