There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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