he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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