Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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