What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he fucked my hip out of place.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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