So drunk its hurt
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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