How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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