So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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