If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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