Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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