I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
This is classic penis vs brain.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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