So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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