i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I have fence marks all over my body
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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