i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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