even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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