Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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