I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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