I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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