But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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