He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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