my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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