He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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