no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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