Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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