it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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