I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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