i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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