bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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