there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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