you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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