Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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