I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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