My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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